When I hear that people use "Every Breath You Take" by the Police as a wedding song, it makes me stabby. Seriously. This is not a love song, at least it's not about the kind of love I want. Listen to the lyrics people. It is about stalking.
I am the crazy lady in front of you at the grocery store with a fistful of coupons. I am the one with the cart full of cereal and bandaids. I am the one who walks out with $40 worth of groceries for $2. I win.